This was an idea I had bouncing around in my head. This came about in one of my more perverted moments while rereading some of the earlier chapters. It's silly and sexy at the same time. I mean, come on. What guy wouldn't use their special powers to have a bit of fun between the sheets.

You'll notice that there aren't any crude and vulgar words in this fic. That's because this is a work of erotica. Not a porno. There is a difference.

Naruto belongs to Kishimoto. I'm just borrowing his characters for a while.